shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves
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I’ve gained 6 followers in seven minutes and lost 3 in two minutes if train A is leaving from Portland Oregan going 120 mph and Train B is leaving 30 minutes later going 165 mph why did my father leave me
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Cat audition for Sabrina the Teenage Witch for the role of Salem
i love this
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Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.
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whats a good excuse to get out of soccer practice i need to know asap
excellent answers, thank u friends
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